None of these are mine. If you want me to add credit please message me and i’ll edit this post. most of these are repeating. they’re under the cut ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ
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I think the source is probably a dark corner of hell, really
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WOMEN: please wear high heels unless you don’t know how to walk in high heels in which case stay home and softly gnaw on bottles of shampoo
also please show no less than 64.87% of your boob and no more than 27.94%
stop having arms
when people ask you to smile, blowjob them
my tummy itches make that stop
i will think of new problems for you to have tomorrow
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